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Weather Control machine blankets Vancouver in snow! [Mar. 9th, 2006|01:11 pm]
Yea, I make sport of thee, and mock thee...

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My Cyberdyne Merkabamaker 3000 is operating within normal functional parameters. Results: Today Vancouver is blanketed in snow and Minnesota(a quaint Indian name meaning 'When Hell freezes over, this is what it's like') is warm and sunny. I apologize for the nice people of the west coast but as some guy(okay, it was Stalin) said if you want to make an omelette, you have to break a few eggs. I promise to turn the thing off once the water level reaches third floor depth. That is all.
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Jake attacks Ang Lee at pre-Oscars! [Mar. 8th, 2006|03:45 pm]
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Jake Gyllenhaal went nuts at the pre-Oscars party, apparently after finding out he's been typecast and the only roles he will be offered in the future will involve eating pudding... Either that or he's turning into a were-bear. You decide.
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REPTILIAN MAN IN OFFICE OF PROMINENT COMPANY! [Mar. 7th, 2006|01:13 pm]
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THIS INFORMATION COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE AND FREEDOM!!!

"Oh, no. Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. Oh, my God. Lyndon LaRouche was right!" - H. Simpson

I used to be a Conspiracy Theorist and I've spent years in the company of people who claimed to be half-breed aliens or abductees and have even paid to see some of these speakers in person. Who explain how inhuman monsters from space travel across time/space/dimensions to put things in our butts. As part of a warmup for a full blown invasion where we'll all be made into the equivalent of Long John Silver's GoFish Snack Sandwich. Every time I see those commercials I keep hearing the name as "Goldfish Snack Sandwich". Those bastards! I loved my goldfish. Is nothing sacred? Sad memories of watching Goldie's burial at sea - swirling clockwise down his porcelain graveyard and a younger, more tender me reflecting upon my own mortality... Where was I? Yes, Monsters From Space.

Unconvinced? Read on and remember that you're all putting the tinfoil in the wrong place:
THE COMING "OFFICIAL" ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE ALIEN PRESENCE ON EARTH. WHY "STAR WARS", THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE, THE SUDDEN FALL OF COMMUNISM?
And I might add: WHY THE 700 CLUB, AMERICAN IDOL, MYSPACE, AND ASHLEY SIMPSON?

"The reptoid invasion planed for this century has been halted. Their attempt to invade by way of the Shoemaker-Levy comet, which was really a composite space ship made up of 21 smaller space ships, was misdirected into Jupiter where they all perished. Friendly to human ETs assisted in sending false messages into the lead space ship's guidance system making it crash into Jupiter. Their original plan was to use Jupiter to slow down and then head into earth. You do not want to know what inhuman acts follow a reptoid invasion (Karaoke? Line Dancing? Macrame?). Suffice it to say the only value they see in humans is a food source."
On a Yahoo Group recently, I read this decoded message captured by SETI and passed to the Underground Resistance: "ATTENTION RETICULONS: The GoEarth! Sandwich is a piece of Long Pig's tender, flaky flesh served tartar with lettuce on a tasty bun. And it's only 99 quatlooms for a limited time. Try one today!"

A filthy Conspiracy involving Queen Elizabeth, Colonel Sanders and O.J. Simpson

"The Grey aliens who have been trying to cross bread with you in an effort to save their own race have not succeeded and are in the process of leaving your dimension." Stay away from my Easter Buns, you three-fingered freaks!

LIZARD ALIEN, LIZARD PEOPLE, REPTILIAN ALIEN AND REPTILIAN PEOPLE PAGE

There, you wanted to know about the 'Snak Pak Processing Ships'. Now, don't blame me if you never sleep another night without dreading waking up slathered in 'plum mustard dipping sauce'.
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Oprah reveals her weight loss secret [Mar. 7th, 2006|01:29 pm]
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Both the photo and the title of today's post came in separate emails yesterday. Bad Oprah!
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