|Delusionopolis News: Cowbells, cats and clerics oh my!
||[Mar. 31st, 2006|09:43 am]
Yea, I make sport of thee, and mock thee...
Christopher Walken is 63 today, let's all get him some more cowbell|
Happy birthday Dominion of Canada!
Mreow? mreow? Get me out of this damn wall! Cat Stuck In Wall Waves Paw For Help
COLLIERVILLE, Tenn. -- A cat stuck in a wall at a house under construction initiated his rescue when he caught the attention of a prospective buyer by meowing and waving his paw out a small hole.
Man crashes car after snake bites him "Get these motherfarking snakes out of my motherfarking car"
"But it helps me relax and not go all lockjaw on people!" Boston detective wrestles 108 bags of marijuana from jaws of pitbull.
Squirrel steals student's ID card. Apparently, this is only the tip of the iceberg of Squirrelly wrath:
Squirrels: our most deadly foe
Squirrel’s forced into life of crime [...and more]
LSU or LSD? "I have seen the squirrels on this campus do some strange things — things that I have never seen squirrels do in my lifetime and that’s saying a lot being that I’m a country girl. But to blame the squirrels for his own laziness and stupidity just pushes the line."
And in D&D news: Muslim clerics call for convert's death. Will not cast Cure Light Wounds on rest of party
"But it helps me relax and not go all lockjaw on people!"
Great, now I've got iced tea all over my monitor!
And though I use fark to collect a lot of my ridiculous stories, I write most of my material - including that bit. Poor jonesing doggy!
Having known a few pitbulls in my time, I could totally picture this!